A Big Howdy to Ya'll!
I'm one of 'those' too.
not admitin' this too loud now.
(already got nailed by those 'Baby-Boomers' for this page)
Well, this background looks a Little Rocky,
But,  That's what it's all about.










Hello ... I'm a Senior Citizen
(which means I'm well passed 50)
There's some things you need to know.
Soon as I remember I'll tell you what they are.











I'm the Life of the Party .......





even when it lasts
sometimes clear 'till 7pm.

However, I'm usually interested in goin' home ...


long before I get to where I'm goin'!










I'm Smilin' all the time ...


cause I can't hear a word you're sayin'!!


I'm also good at tellin' Stories ...


over and over and over again!









I'm good on a trip for at least an hour,


without my BenGay, Aspirin, Antacid ...





I'm even good at opening Childproof caps......





With a Hammer!














I'm for Sure aware that other people's
Grandchildren aren't as bright as mine.


Ever noticed that they're
making Adults much Younger these days?












I'm walking more .....
(to the bathroom)


and enjoying it less.
I'm the first one to find that bathroom



wherever I go.











I'm Positive I did housework correctly


before the Internet.




And, I'm sure everything I can't find,


is in a secure place.






I'm a walking storeroom of facts .....


I've just misplaced the storeroom.











I'm now spending more time with my pillows

than with my spouse.




I'm awake Many Hours



before my body allows me to get up.











I'm in the *Initial* state of my Golden Years:



SS, Cd's, IRA's, AARP




I've been wondering ...



If you're only as old as you feel ...



how could I still be alive passed 50?









I'm supporting all movements now ...



by eating bran, prunes, raisins an' chuggin' Geritol.





I'm so cared for: long-term care,

eye care, private care, dental care, and

Medicare!











I'm having trouble remembering

simple words like ... duh ...









I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy,

and that's just my right leg.



I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.













I'm not Grouchy,



I just don't like traffic,

waiting, enemas, politicians ...













I'm anti-everything now:


anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise,

anti-inflammatory, and just generally

antipodal.











I'm a Senior Citizen

and I'm told

I'm having the

time of my Life!






~ Courtesy of Cc 'Rabbit' and Fuzz ~









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